I love drinking

Well, I love to drink. I moved up to a small town in the fucking middle of nowhere and there are no bars, so this means I must drink at home. There is no place to mingle with drunken townies, while drinking bud light, playing pool, and smoking a cigarette. No place like that.

This makes me play drinking games with my girl. She works during the week and then trys to keep with me drinkwise through the weekend. So we decide to play drinking games, but the problem is that there isn't many drinking games for two people. So we sat around watching bingo america while drinking some busch ice and thinking about drinking games.

What we came up with was a couple of drinking games, one good for two people, but both are good for a big group of drunken idiots.

Quarters and a Can
This game requires at least two players, but is best with more than four, the same amount of quarters and cups as playes, as many canned beers as you want, a table to bounce the quarters on, and the ability to drink a lot quickly.

Everyone sits around the table with their cups in front of them, the beer can that is unopened, and their quarters ready. On the same mark, everyone tries to bounce their quarter into the top of the beer can. The first one to make it pours the beer into everyones cup, but like presidents and assholes, they can pour as much or as little as they want. Another unopened beer is placed in the middle and the games starts again.

The trick is that your beer cup has to be empty by the time the next beer can catches a quarter, it's opened, and the winner attempts to pour into your glass. If you can't finish, then that entire beer is poured into your cup. You now have two turns to finish that beer before another full beer is giving to you.

War: the drinkers game
Everyone has played the card game War right? If you haven't, here is the card game rules, if you have played then read on. All you need to play is a deck of cards, two or more players, at least one quarter, a table to bounce it on, and a shot glass.

You play war as normal, but if there is a tie, the two or more players tied take turns bouncing the quarters into the shot glass. The first to make it (if players make it on the same turn, the keep going to make sure a clear winner is found), gets the cards, the loser takes a drink.

The game is played until too drunk to play or someone wins the game by collecting all the cards.

Now have fun my drunken minions.