There are many advertising companies and affiliate programs for use with blogs and other sites. I'm going to try a few of them out and post about the progress of each one and whether or not I recommended them. These posts will be intertwined with my regular posts of different and interesting things I find around the web.
Tomorrow I will posting a few links of sites/blogs that I visit regularly and recommend reading.
Twilight Madness
So I'm not exactly sure how many people have read these books, I know a lot, but I never even heard about them until two months ago. If you don't know what I am talking about, the Twilight series are books about vampires set in a small obscure town called Forks, WA. Now the only reason I ever heard about these books is that my girlfriend got a job teaching at the high school, where these books take place, and we had to move to the town.
Apparently, there is a huge following around the world. The fans actually come from all over the world to this town of 3100 people just because of these books. All the stores carry Twilight products to buy and actually this Saturday the 13th is one of the main characters birthday. The town is putting on a bunch of events and I'm expecting a ton of people walking around this small town. It's going to be a little weird.
If you haven't read the Twilight books, here are some links for them...
Apparently, there is a huge following around the world. The fans actually come from all over the world to this town of 3100 people just because of these books. All the stores carry Twilight products to buy and actually this Saturday the 13th is one of the main characters birthday. The town is putting on a bunch of events and I'm expecting a ton of people walking around this small town. It's going to be a little weird.
If you haven't read the Twilight books, here are some links for them...
Twilight (The Twilight Saga, Book 1)
New Moon (The Twilight Saga, Book 2)
Eclipse (The Twilight Saga, Book 3)
Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga, Book 4)
Kanye Arrested At LAX
Somehow this incident does not surprise me in the least. Kanye West and his road manager/body guard Don Crowley were arrested for smashing a video camera and charged with felony vandalism. It is reported that West's entourage got into an altercation with paparazzi before passing through a security checkpoint at LAX. After smashing the camera, the police came to break it up. The police asked other paparazzi if they had videotaped the incident and TMZ.com reporter (if you really can call them that =/ ) said that he had and apparently West lunged for his camera. Police once again restrained him.
Now, remember that today is 9/11 and there would most likely be more police in an airport. And Kanye West's stupid ass body guard smashes a $10,000 camera. Think about being in that airport and seeing a bunch of police officers running and talking on their radios, that scare me the hell out of me. It's 9/11 in a huge airport.
I have hated Kanye for a long time. His music is most of the time pretty good, but as a damn person, Kanye is just a big wet floppy douchebag. I have been unable to find the video, but I have seen one of him either just before or just after an appearance on the Wendy William's show saying that he was "the greatest human being alive." Really? I'm pretty sure that he just a big cry baby that yells when he doesn't win every single award. Read the article here and make sure to read the last couple of paragraphs about other incidents from him.
Now, remember that today is 9/11 and there would most likely be more police in an airport. And Kanye West's stupid ass body guard smashes a $10,000 camera. Think about being in that airport and seeing a bunch of police officers running and talking on their radios, that scare me the hell out of me. It's 9/11 in a huge airport.
I have hated Kanye for a long time. His music is most of the time pretty good, but as a damn person, Kanye is just a big wet floppy douchebag. I have been unable to find the video, but I have seen one of him either just before or just after an appearance on the Wendy William's show saying that he was "the greatest human being alive." Really? I'm pretty sure that he just a big cry baby that yells when he doesn't win every single award. Read the article here and make sure to read the last couple of paragraphs about other incidents from him.
Beauty Queens And Obama?
Really? Seriously? On the front page CNN.com there is a link to a video that is titled... "Beauty Who Beat Palin Backs Obama".
WHO THE FUCK CARES?! CNN.com is supposed to be a reputable news site and this ridiculous story is on the front page. I mean stories about the election are obviously important because our country will hopefully be headed in a direction, but an interview with some has-been beauty queen living in Georgia has nothing to do with anything. Just because this chick backs Obama, has nothing to with Palin. Okay, she is black and a woman and is backing Obama, but damnit, it doesn't matter!
WHO THE FUCK CARES?! CNN.com is supposed to be a reputable news site and this ridiculous story is on the front page. I mean stories about the election are obviously important because our country will hopefully be headed in a direction, but an interview with some has-been beauty queen living in Georgia has nothing to do with anything. Just because this chick backs Obama, has nothing to with Palin. Okay, she is black and a woman and is backing Obama, but damnit, it doesn't matter!
Haha...Changing This Shit Again
New direction for this bitch. I'm during theSHIZNIT into my own personal blog. I'm going to post my opinions and shit that seems cool/important to me. If you find it cool and important, then comment.
I've hated this one song for a while now. First because it's country and I hate country music. The second thing is that she talks about vandalizing a truck. The song is by the hot little Carrie Underwood and is called "Before He Cheats." The chorus:
Now cheating is bad and you shouldn't do it, but this bitch just vandalized a truck. Cheating isn't a crime, vandalizing someone else's property is. Now take her to jail officer!
I've hated this one song for a while now. First because it's country and I hate country music. The second thing is that she talks about vandalizing a truck. The song is by the hot little Carrie Underwood and is called "Before He Cheats." The chorus:
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Now cheating is bad and you shouldn't do it, but this bitch just vandalized a truck. Cheating isn't a crime, vandalizing someone else's property is. Now take her to jail officer!
Soccer = teh gay
So there is something stupid on my mind. It's late and I can't sleep, so I decided that I would write this shit down. Why is golf considered a sport?
For some reason this very stupid and VERY unimportant question plagues me and I do not know why. I just don't see how golf can be a sport. You are not competing against anyone. Ok...let me rephrase that. You are not physically competing against anyone. By this I mean that you can not physically affect someones shot. In baseball you can pitch high and inside or low and outside. If they hit it you can either catch the ball or throw them out. That is physically competing against someone. In basketball, you can guard someone and block their shot, rebound, play defense, or even foul them. Soccer, football, and tennis are the same way, something you do can either adversely or favorably effect the other player or players.
In golf, this is not so. Ok, yes. You are technically competing against someone. If you have a lower score than you win. Yay. You are more than likely drunk and really don't care. Now don't get me wrong, I love to drink and this would be the only reason I would actually go golfing, but as far as I know, this is the only "sport" that someone is basically encourage to get hammered while doing. Most people don't drink while they are playing 'ball with the boys.
Another thing that bugs me about golf...you don't say you are going basketballing or soccering, so why do we say that we are going golfing? Maybe because you don't play it? I don't know, I guess it's something else to think about.
For some reason this very stupid and VERY unimportant question plagues me and I do not know why. I just don't see how golf can be a sport. You are not competing against anyone. Ok...let me rephrase that. You are not physically competing against anyone. By this I mean that you can not physically affect someones shot. In baseball you can pitch high and inside or low and outside. If they hit it you can either catch the ball or throw them out. That is physically competing against someone. In basketball, you can guard someone and block their shot, rebound, play defense, or even foul them. Soccer, football, and tennis are the same way, something you do can either adversely or favorably effect the other player or players.
In golf, this is not so. Ok, yes. You are technically competing against someone. If you have a lower score than you win. Yay. You are more than likely drunk and really don't care. Now don't get me wrong, I love to drink and this would be the only reason I would actually go golfing, but as far as I know, this is the only "sport" that someone is basically encourage to get hammered while doing. Most people don't drink while they are playing 'ball with the boys.
Another thing that bugs me about golf...you don't say you are going basketballing or soccering, so why do we say that we are going golfing? Maybe because you don't play it? I don't know, I guess it's something else to think about.
A new direction for theSHIZNIT
Well, I have been thinking about this blog for the last couple of days. I haven't posted anything because I'm working on starting a couple of new sites. These sites will take a bunch of time in the next couple of months and so I'd like to have an actual direction for this site. And I think I found it.
There are numerous blogs about bringing traffic to your site, making your blog the best it can be, and making money with your blog/site. Well I'm going to try and tie all of these together and add a few extra things also.
There has got to be more ways to make money online with your blog/site than just advertisements and link exchanges. I'm going to research, test, and share my findings on the different ways I have made money on this site.
There are numerous blogs about bringing traffic to your site, making your blog the best it can be, and making money with your blog/site. Well I'm going to try and tie all of these together and add a few extra things also.
There has got to be more ways to make money online with your blog/site than just advertisements and link exchanges. I'm going to research, test, and share my findings on the different ways I have made money on this site.
McCain cannot be the best the GOP have...
I don't consider myself a very politcal person but I like reading the news and hear about all the bullshit thats going in this presidential race. I am not a democrat, nor am I a republican, but this video of John McCain below, shows how "great" of a public speaker he is. I seem to remember someone else that is a "great" public speaker...
I guess if thats what we can expect from an even older douchebag that seems to be going senile right in front of our eyes, I guess we would have a lot of shit to laugh at. What position is John McCain applying for again? Oh yeah, the fucking president. He needs to actually have a head on his shoulders and not call places by the wrong name so we don't go to war with the wrong country. Anyways, watch this video...
I guess if thats what we can expect from an even older douchebag that seems to be going senile right in front of our eyes, I guess we would have a lot of shit to laugh at. What position is John McCain applying for again? Oh yeah, the fucking president. He needs to actually have a head on his shoulders and not call places by the wrong name so we don't go to war with the wrong country. Anyways, watch this video...
I love drinking
Well, I love to drink. I moved up to a small town in the fucking middle of nowhere and there are no bars, so this means I must drink at home. There is no place to mingle with drunken townies, while drinking bud light, playing pool, and smoking a cigarette. No place like that.
This makes me play drinking games with my girl. She works during the week and then trys to keep with me drinkwise through the weekend. So we decide to play drinking games, but the problem is that there isn't many drinking games for two people. So we sat around watching bingo america while drinking some busch ice and thinking about drinking games.
What we came up with was a couple of drinking games, one good for two people, but both are good for a big group of drunken idiots.
Quarters and a Can
This game requires at least two players, but is best with more than four, the same amount of quarters and cups as playes, as many canned beers as you want, a table to bounce the quarters on, and the ability to drink a lot quickly.
Everyone sits around the table with their cups in front of them, the beer can that is unopened, and their quarters ready. On the same mark, everyone tries to bounce their quarter into the top of the beer can. The first one to make it pours the beer into everyones cup, but like presidents and assholes, they can pour as much or as little as they want. Another unopened beer is placed in the middle and the games starts again.
The trick is that your beer cup has to be empty by the time the next beer can catches a quarter, it's opened, and the winner attempts to pour into your glass. If you can't finish, then that entire beer is poured into your cup. You now have two turns to finish that beer before another full beer is giving to you.
War: the drinkers game
Everyone has played the card game War right? If you haven't, here is the card game rules, if you have played then read on. All you need to play is a deck of cards, two or more players, at least one quarter, a table to bounce it on, and a shot glass.
You play war as normal, but if there is a tie, the two or more players tied take turns bouncing the quarters into the shot glass. The first to make it (if players make it on the same turn, the keep going to make sure a clear winner is found), gets the cards, the loser takes a drink.
The game is played until too drunk to play or someone wins the game by collecting all the cards.
Now have fun my drunken minions.
This makes me play drinking games with my girl. She works during the week and then trys to keep with me drinkwise through the weekend. So we decide to play drinking games, but the problem is that there isn't many drinking games for two people. So we sat around watching bingo america while drinking some busch ice and thinking about drinking games.
What we came up with was a couple of drinking games, one good for two people, but both are good for a big group of drunken idiots.
Quarters and a Can
This game requires at least two players, but is best with more than four, the same amount of quarters and cups as playes, as many canned beers as you want, a table to bounce the quarters on, and the ability to drink a lot quickly.
Everyone sits around the table with their cups in front of them, the beer can that is unopened, and their quarters ready. On the same mark, everyone tries to bounce their quarter into the top of the beer can. The first one to make it pours the beer into everyones cup, but like presidents and assholes, they can pour as much or as little as they want. Another unopened beer is placed in the middle and the games starts again.
The trick is that your beer cup has to be empty by the time the next beer can catches a quarter, it's opened, and the winner attempts to pour into your glass. If you can't finish, then that entire beer is poured into your cup. You now have two turns to finish that beer before another full beer is giving to you.
War: the drinkers game
Everyone has played the card game War right? If you haven't, here is the card game rules, if you have played then read on. All you need to play is a deck of cards, two or more players, at least one quarter, a table to bounce it on, and a shot glass.
You play war as normal, but if there is a tie, the two or more players tied take turns bouncing the quarters into the shot glass. The first to make it (if players make it on the same turn, the keep going to make sure a clear winner is found), gets the cards, the loser takes a drink.
The game is played until too drunk to play or someone wins the game by collecting all the cards.
Now have fun my drunken minions.
theSHIZNIT
Yo, welcome to the Shiznit. I'm going to start this blog off with a little bit about me and the direction I want this blog to go.
I have been on the internet "blogging" for some time now, but have not had a site that I posted on regularly for a few years. I started about 10 years ago working on sites that were like blogs but were called "e/n." E/N stood for everything/nothing and these sites had just that. They were about anything and everything, but weren't really about anything at the same time.
I had a popular site at the time called theSHIZNIT that received a couple hundred unique visitors a day. Back then, that was a popular site. I became busy with a girlfriend, sports, and school and didn't give it the time the site needed and I soon after shut it down.
I've been trying to start another blog for a long time, I just have never kept up with it and delete them. This blog thing has grown much bigger than I ever thought it would be. Everyone has a blog now and some of them are even making money. So I'm getting back into the game.
The direction this blog is headed is still a mystery to me but it will have a direction soon. I like to write about news that intrigues me and different things that happen in my life. Stay tuned.
I have been on the internet "blogging" for some time now, but have not had a site that I posted on regularly for a few years. I started about 10 years ago working on sites that were like blogs but were called "e/n." E/N stood for everything/nothing and these sites had just that. They were about anything and everything, but weren't really about anything at the same time.
I had a popular site at the time called theSHIZNIT that received a couple hundred unique visitors a day. Back then, that was a popular site. I became busy with a girlfriend, sports, and school and didn't give it the time the site needed and I soon after shut it down.
I've been trying to start another blog for a long time, I just have never kept up with it and delete them. This blog thing has grown much bigger than I ever thought it would be. Everyone has a blog now and some of them are even making money. So I'm getting back into the game.
The direction this blog is headed is still a mystery to me but it will have a direction soon. I like to write about news that intrigues me and different things that happen in my life. Stay tuned.
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