I love drinking

Well, I love to drink. I moved up to a small town in the fucking middle of nowhere and there are no bars, so this means I must drink at home. There is no place to mingle with drunken townies, while drinking bud light, playing pool, and smoking a cigarette. No place like that.

This makes me play drinking games with my girl. She works during the week and then trys to keep with me drinkwise through the weekend. So we decide to play drinking games, but the problem is that there isn't many drinking games for two people. So we sat around watching bingo america while drinking some busch ice and thinking about drinking games.

What we came up with was a couple of drinking games, one good for two people, but both are good for a big group of drunken idiots.

Quarters and a Can
This game requires at least two players, but is best with more than four, the same amount of quarters and cups as playes, as many canned beers as you want, a table to bounce the quarters on, and the ability to drink a lot quickly.

Everyone sits around the table with their cups in front of them, the beer can that is unopened, and their quarters ready. On the same mark, everyone tries to bounce their quarter into the top of the beer can. The first one to make it pours the beer into everyones cup, but like presidents and assholes, they can pour as much or as little as they want. Another unopened beer is placed in the middle and the games starts again.

The trick is that your beer cup has to be empty by the time the next beer can catches a quarter, it's opened, and the winner attempts to pour into your glass. If you can't finish, then that entire beer is poured into your cup. You now have two turns to finish that beer before another full beer is giving to you.

War: the drinkers game
Everyone has played the card game War right? If you haven't, here is the card game rules, if you have played then read on. All you need to play is a deck of cards, two or more players, at least one quarter, a table to bounce it on, and a shot glass.

You play war as normal, but if there is a tie, the two or more players tied take turns bouncing the quarters into the shot glass. The first to make it (if players make it on the same turn, the keep going to make sure a clear winner is found), gets the cards, the loser takes a drink.

The game is played until too drunk to play or someone wins the game by collecting all the cards.

Now have fun my drunken minions.

theSHIZNIT

Yo, welcome to the Shiznit. I'm going to start this blog off with a little bit about me and the direction I want this blog to go.

I have been on the internet "blogging" for some time now, but have not had a site that I posted on regularly for a few years. I started about 10 years ago working on sites that were like blogs but were called "e/n." E/N stood for everything/nothing and these sites had just that. They were about anything and everything, but weren't really about anything at the same time.

I had a popular site at the time called theSHIZNIT that received a couple hundred unique visitors a day. Back then, that was a popular site. I became busy with a girlfriend, sports, and school and didn't give it the time the site needed and I soon after shut it down.

I've been trying to start another blog for a long time, I just have never kept up with it and delete them. This blog thing has grown much bigger than I ever thought it would be. Everyone has a blog now and some of them are even making money. So I'm getting back into the game.

The direction this blog is headed is still a mystery to me but it will have a direction soon. I like to write about news that intrigues me and different things that happen in my life. Stay tuned.