I've hated this one song for a while now. First because it's country and I hate country music. The second thing is that she talks about vandalizing a truck. The song is by the hot little Carrie Underwood and is called "Before He Cheats." The chorus:
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Now cheating is bad and you shouldn't do it, but this bitch just vandalized a truck. Cheating isn't a crime, vandalizing someone else's property is. Now take her to jail officer!
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